Here are some haikus about KEIKO the killer whale, that amos and I wrote:

i've seen your picture
on rootbeer, and i want you
keiko, i want you

oregonian
precise whale diagrams show
droopy dorsal fin

sick whale swims in tank,
tries not to chew on pool rim,
longs to be killer

what is black and white
and red all over? Headline
"Keiko comes to heal!"

cinema stardom;
what does it bring to our whale?
Only suffering.

Glass enclosed fish tank:
keiko enjoys tv too
or something akin

kids want to see tricks,
well fuck them! Our whale needs to
look out for himself.

everyone loves whales
cause they have the biggest dicks
of all animals

lots of children buy
whale merchandise, this is a
big phenomenon

impresarios
make whale actor live out a
movie fantasy

good whale presents tail
to trainers for blood sample,
then eats some nice fish

famous orca lifts
oregon economy
so long mexico